{"id":520,"date":"2008-07-02T22:09:22","date_gmt":"2008-07-03T03:09:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/?p=520"},"modified":"2025-09-20T15:19:59","modified_gmt":"2025-09-20T20:19:59","slug":"entry-148","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/?p=520","title":{"rendered":"Dude."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>while watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0118715\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Big Lebowski<\/a> with Amy, which we&#8217;ve never seen before\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Wow. He\u2019s gonna unpimp her auto.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>while watching The Big Lebowski with Amy, which we&#8217;ve never seen before\u2026 Me: Wow. He\u2019s gonna unpimp her auto.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7,6],"class_list":["post-520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-geekiness","tag-linkfood"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=520"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1599,"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions\/1599"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}