{"id":159,"date":"2004-12-01T23:12:56","date_gmt":"2004-12-02T05:12:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/?p=159"},"modified":"2026-06-07T02:11:48","modified_gmt":"2026-06-07T07:11:48","slug":"entry-34","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/?p=159","title":{"rendered":"Power Ballad Timeline"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Don\u2019t ask how I found <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20251226082920\/https:\/\/www.metrotimes.com\/music-2\/power-me-ballad-me-the-power-ballad-timeline-2176365\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">this<\/a>, because I don\u2019t remember. I lost concentration with all the laughing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t ask how I found this, because I don\u2019t remember. I lost concentration with all the laughing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[12,6,5],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny","tag-linkfood","tag-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1887,"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions\/1887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slidingconstant.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}