June 2007

A sucker for Swearingen

Sometimes I have ideas which I'm not sure whether or not to post here. It's true that this space is really mostly for me, but I like for the things I post to at least be interesting to other people (other people being the small circle of friends who I know read the site). I had one of those moments this week.

My relationship with music is kind of an odd thing. On the one hand, I have this oddly personal and emotional connection to the music I like. I get the feeling it's a bit atypical (and probably a bit comical at times *grin*). On the other hand, I have friends who have much more training and talent in music who probably understand that connection but are puzzled at my tastes. I'm not as drawn to the purely original as most musicians are. So, you, my readers, end up getting really odd posts about Debbie Gibson videos and concert band music. :)

Anyway, I sent an email to one of those very musically talented friends the other night. I figured she would understand, but I thought it a bit odd for posting. She thinks that I need to share it with all of you, though, so I'm going to trust her. :) The text of that email follows...

I'm sitting here listening to some music, and wanted to write you, because I think you'll understand what I'm thinking right now.

You know how some people are pushovers for cheesy romantic movies? They go in knowing that the filmmaker is going to shamelessly manipulate their emotions, and it still works. Same thing with some people and romance novels. Then there's the old cliché about people who "always cry at weddings".

Well, I'm a pushover for a Swearingen song. :) I figure back in high school band you must have played at least one piece by James Swearingen. I played a couple at least. Best I can tell, he's the hitmaker of concert band music. If Diane Warren wrote concert band music, this is the stuff she'd write. :) None of it is complex, and once you've heard one song, you can pretty much predict the pattern of most of his others. It's kinda like reading Heinlein's later books. You know pretty much which kinds of characters are going to show up and what their attitudes are going to be. It's band cheese music. :)

Anyway, I have a CD of the Washington Winds playing some of Swearingen's pieces, and there's one in particular that just gets to me. It's called "Centuria." One of Swearingen's common things is to start out fast, slow down into a very sweet middle section, then pick back up with the original fast theme at the end ("movements", in a sense). The slow part in "Centuria" just messes with my emotions. I know Swearingen is manipulating me, and I don't care. :) He builds this big brass crescendo into a complex chord (need to learn chord names so I can name it) that begs to be resolved and holds it in a fermata. Then the bottom drops out and a single plaintive little solo flute picks up the melody for a few notes before the band finishes it out. *sniffle*

It's polished pop music at its best, and I'm a sucker for it. :)

Hi. My name's Jeff, and I'm a pop band musiholic. *grin*

One little song

This is twice now that one of Thomas's journal entries has sent me off to find really cool things on the interweb.

This time it was a cool video he embedded in his entry. It's of a group of electric string performers playing a very lively medley of familiar tunes. Hearing it took me back to my 7th grade year. I was a member of an area honor band that year, and one of the songs we played for our concert was a piece called "Instant Concert" by Harold L. Walters. It's a medley piece that romps through snippets from something like 30 different well-known pieces of music... all at a constant tempo. It was an absolute blast, and ever since I've been able to remember the melody all the way through.

I did a bit of poking around in Google, and I found out that playing this one song might actually give me something in common with more people in the world than most things I've done. Go to YouTube and search for "Instant Concert". I found 10 different videos of people playing this exact song, and several of them are of people that don't speak English. :) I think my favorite band performance is the performance by the Nanyang Junior College Symphonic Band (from Singapore). You have to skip to 4 minutes into the video to get to "Instant Concert." It's reasonably well-recorded compared to the others, and they do a very good job playing it.

My favorite link of all, though, was of a video made by some band kids who were apparently blowing off some steam and had obviously played this song a bunch of times. They decided to sing it for fun. Amazingly, I'm able to get past the fact that they're hideously off-key, because I can so see myself having done this back in school. I was laughing through the whole video and singing right along. :)

It is indeed a small world.

Senior memories: reader participation!

I just noticed today that my senior memory meme post has no question 12. I didn't skip it. Eeyore didn't have one either. At first I was going to be all boring and just try to find out what the missing question was, but then I figured out that this is the perfect opportunity for reader participation!

That's right! You, my 3 lucky readers, have a once-in-a lifetime chance. :) Drop in a comment that contains what you think should have been question number 12 about my senior year of high school. I will answer all questions from people I know (so don't ask what you don't want to know!), and I'll probably answer even if I don't know you. Just be sure I have your email address... I reserve the right not to answer publicly. :)

Senior year memory meme

Stolen shamelessly from Eeyore:

Fill this out about your SENIOR year of high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be.

1. Who was your best friend? John Hancock. No, I'm serious. :)

2. What sports did you play? Well, according to the plaque that I have stored away somewhere, I lettered in varsity basketball my senior year but played no other sports. :) I was the statistician for the girls' varsity team that year.

3. What kind of car did you drive? A maroon 1976 Volkswagen Beetle with aluminum mag wheels. Oh. And fuzzy dice. It was unmistakable.

4. It's Friday night, where were you? During the fall, I was in uniform being trumpet section leader for the band. It's one of the things I actually do miss about high school. Once football season was over, I was probably at home. I can count the number of dates I had in high school on one hand.

5. Were you a party animal? *snork* Seriously. Do I even need to answer this one?

6. Were you considered a flirt? It depends on who you ask. In general, no way. I had my moments, though.

7. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir? Band. I played trumpet from 5th grade up, and I was section leader all but my first year marching.

8. Were you a nerd? What's this past tense thing you're using? But yes. Beyond a shadow of a doubt. Cumulative high school average of something like 98.18/100 (we didn't do the 4.0 GPA scale thing). In my class that was good enough to get salutatorian. :)

9. Did you get suspended/expelled? Are you kidding? It got back to me years later that the principal actually delayed an intended policy banning backpacks by one year to allow me to graduate after he found out I really liked carrying a backpack. ("I just can't do it to him. He shakes my hand in the hall!")

10. Can you sing the fight song? Probably, but I'm not sure I'd get all the words right. I can play both the trumpet and baritone parts from memory, though. The baritone player was one of my best friends, and we would often swap horns for at least one iteration of the song. I also knew the silly chant used to the teach the snare part to the fresh meat ("Come to the table, ABC the goldfish, Come to the table, ABC the goldfish").

11. Who was your favorite teacher? Oh, I'm not touching that one. I can't pick, anyway. If I did, though, I wouldn't be able to go home again.

13. School mascot? Wildcats

14. Did you go to Prom? Nope. All that sinful dancin', you know. Actually, though, by the time I was a senior, it wasn't as much about that as it was that from every direction I was getting the message that I had to go. That pretty much by itself meant that I wasn't going to. Instead, I went to a multi-church-sponsored event specifically designed for prom refugees.

15. If you could go back and do it over, would you? Emphatically no. Does anyone ever really want to relive their teenage years?

16. What do you remember most about graduation? As we were lining up outside (minutes before it started), I was asked to sing the alma mater for the ceremony. I had to learn the words on the spot (I had been playing it every year since 6th grade and had the 1st trumpet part memorized, but I'd never sung it).

17. Where were you on senior skip day? Are you kidding? I was in school. A classmate of mine has shown up (in the comments below) and corrected my addled memory. :) The school's Scholars Bowl (basically a quiz bowl) team went to a competition in Tuscaloosa that year. I remember that trip very well (I drove one of the cars), but I didn't remember that it was on senior skip day.

18. Did you have a job your senior year? Yep. Worked as a deli cook/cashier at the convenience store next to the school from something like middle of my sophomore year until I left for college.

19. Where did you go most often for lunch? No one was allowed to leave campus for lunch.

20. Have you gained weight since then? Uh. Yes. *snork* :) I'm convinced that this is the reason why I won the "most changed" award at our reunion dinner.

21. What did you do after graduation? Right after graduation, me and my closest friends in the class went over to one of their houses and had a pool party. I'll never forget that night. It was the perfect endcap on my high school career. These were my "Scoobies" in school. Now if only I could remember who won that game of chicken in the pool... me and Chastity, or Michael and Samantha. :)

22. When did you graduate? May of 1993.

23. Who was your Senior prom date? No prom for me, and no date to the substitute function.

24. Are you going / did you go to your 10 year reunion? Yep. Went, took my wife, had a BLAST snarking with one of my best friends, wrote a post about it.

25. Who was your home room teacher? Kind of an anticlimactic last question, isn't it? :) I don't remember. They were messing around with how our schedules worked, so I'm not sure we had a traditional "home room" that year.

What SAG has to say about babies

Here's your random link for the day:
Where do Hollywood babies come from?

My vote for the most bizarre detail from this article:

Screen Actors Guild guidelines do cover condiment usage. Grape, red currant, and cherry jelly can be used to simulate birth-related fluids.

The Uberwagon saga

Cleaning up another promised post, details about why my car was gone so long for those who are mechanically inclined. The following details came from the [very helpful] tech who worked on my car.

It all came down to one bolt.

The two camshafts in my car's engine are driven by a chain. That chain meshes with an "intermediate shaft", which in turn meshes with another chain that completes the mechanical connection down to the crankshaft. That "intermediate shaft" isn't really a shaft. It's the oil pump. At some point, a bolt which holds that oil pump in place sheared in two. This allowed the oil pump to tilt out of position. If this had been allowed to continue for any length of time, the oil pump and the entire cam drive train would have basically come loose and thus caused the pretty complete destruction of the engine from lack of oil pressure and from valves smacking into pistons.

Luckily, the very smart engine computer in the car noticed that the cams were out of position from where they should be and lit up the "check engine" light. I dutifully took the car into VW the next day to see what had happened.

When the local tech called VW to get some advice and described the problem, the guy on the other end of the phone put him on hold, and an engineer came on the line. The engineer told the local tech exactly what to look for and said to basically replace the entire cam drive set (oil pump, chains, gears, etc.). In other words, VW knows about this one. By the way, doing the work involves removing the transmission to get to the appropriate side of the engine.

The tech did as he was told, which required a wait for parts to arrive from Germany. He finally got it back together, cranked it up, and it quit. He tried turning the crank by hand, and it wouldn't budge. More calls to VW. To shorten it up a little bit, the replacement oil pump was defective. Verdict? Replace everything again. More wait for parts from Germany. To his credit, the tech decided to pull the cylinder head and to drop the oil pan to look for signs of internal damage. None found. He finally got all the parts, got everything back together, and I got my car back. Total time: 5 1/2 weeks.

So, I'm not happy that I was without my car for so long, and I'm going to be VERY attentive for future engine problems, but they weren't just sitting on their hands. It was a serious problem. Overall I'm pretty pleased with how it went. I hope it stays that way.

Old friends

As promised, I'll take a few lines and talk about what made me so happy a week ago Friday.

Take a journey with me in the WABAC machine to a time before there was Internet in people's homes... a time when in order to get our online fix from home, most of us had to point our modems either to a locally-run dial-up BBS or to subscribe to a proprietary online service. About my senior year or so of high school, my Mom bought a surplus PC that came with a modem and the software to connect to one of those services, called Prodigy. I somehow ended up talking her into letting me sign up, and probably several times a night, I used to uncoil a 25-foot phone cord to the nearest jack and dial in.

Being from a very rural area my whole life at that point, I loved being able to meet and trade messages with kids in other parts of the country. I even had a map on my wall for a while with a push-pin for each of my new pen-pals. One that I became especially close to was named Catherine and lived out on the west coast. Since Prodigy's mail facility had limits on how much you could write, we ended up trading a lot of snail mail. I shudder to think how many trees we killed sending letters back and forth. At some point, we both ended up dropping the service, and I went off to college. We kept trading mail, though.

In a lot of ways, Catherine and I at the time lived almost in different worlds... geographically, culturally, and to a large extent ideologically. I was learning to "stretch", so to speak, but it was a very slow process. One day Catherine sent me a letter at a pretty vulnerable time in her life that in effect asked me to step outside of my comfort zone. In my defense, it was a pretty big step for me, but I dropped the ball pretty seriously. I was scared, and I planted my feet, to continue the metaphor. I said some pretty nasty things, and she felt very betrayed. Our friendship stopped abruptly and bitterly.

Some years later she emailed me offering an olive branch. By that point, all my rancor over the situation was gone, but I wasn't ready to admit I'd been wrong. I was polite, and we traded a couple of emails, but it was a shell of the former friendship. The emails dropped off pretty quickly.

Those close to me realize that I've been big on introspection and self-understanding the last few years. I've cleared a lot of cobwebs and learned a lot about myself. I ain't perfect, and I'm never going to be, but I like to think I'm improving in a lot of ways. A couple of weeks ago, my mind drifted back to a friendship I had long considered lost. I realized I was finally in a place to let go of a lot of the crap that I had put in the way so many years before. I figured I was too late to salvage anything, and I really didn't know if there was anything to salvage. I decided to give it a try, though. With some creative use of Google and other resources, I managed to find an email address for Catherine. I sent the email on a Thursday night and then figured I was going to be sitting on my hands for a while.

The next morning, a very surprised Catherine sent a quick message (bless you!) saying that she would indeed like to try catching up. It made my day in a way that I felt I had to post about. :) She and I have been catching up for about a week now. Like I said, it's very much still a story in progress. We've both changed a lot over the years, but we're both having a lot of fun filling in the gap.

So... now you know about the mysterious "Cat" who commented on my last post. :)

Good day becoming a good weekend

What started out yesterday as just a good day is turning into a peach of a weekend. The best new news is that the uberwagon is finally home! :) Total time in the shop: 5 and a half weeks. I'll write that up in another post soon. The short story: the long wait was annoying and undesirable but justified.

Amy and I went to pick me up some new pants, and we ended up buying me shirts, ties, shoes, etc. as well. I gotta give Men's Wearhouse props. It wasn't exactly a cheap trip, but the threads look nice, and they were obtained with no fuss whatsoever. I don't like spending time shopping for clothes. If someone can give me some choices to look at and pick from, I'm a happy camper.

The newly-released (in region 1, anyway) DVD set for three of my all-time favorite Dr. Who serials (The Keeper of Traken, Logopolis, and Castrovalva) arrived yesterday. Cool DVD extras, and I get to see them in the best quality I've probably ever seen them in. The only time I've ever seen them is from the original VHS recordings I made *mumblemumble* years ago from PBS.

As for the previous post... Yes, I know it was cryptic and I didn't allow comments so people could ask the obvious question. I wanted to put it out there how happy I was, and I wanted to have it recorded in the context of when it happened. However, doing it justice requires more detail than I'm willing to put on the site right now. I promise I'll write about it once I figure out how I want to write about it. For one thing, it's still very much a story in progress. Just know that it made me very very happy. Amy can confirm that. She saw it.

A good day

Don't you love it when you have a day when something especially nice happens that brightens your whole outlook? I'm having one of those. :)

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